Well, the galavanting was just too much fun and I had to do more!! Nancy and David wanted all of us that were on Guam for the wedding to see the Island. We figured the most fun way to do that would be by scooter!! So we went out and rented SIX scooters. I was quite proud of Nancy and David for slummin it on scooters as they are card carrying members of their local Harley club. But they played along and we had sooo much fun!
We were having a BLAST around the island. Seeing history and culture and the beauty of this small island.
I was enjoying it sooooo much, I wasn’t paying a stitch of attention to the road.
AND THEN I CRASHED!!!!!
It was all a bit of a blur, but I had a few thoughts in rapid fire:
1: Holy living FUCK my ankle’s most definitely broken!!!
2: I have to get off the road FAST as it is in the middle of a corner and someone coming around it would squish me in a hot second.
3: I don’t have insurance!
4: OH wait!! I DO have insurance with Obamacare that I just got approved for last week, THANK GOD.
5: How am I gonna take the scuba lesson we have scheduled?
6: How in the living SHIT am I going to walk down the (sandy) aisle as a bridesmaid?
It turns out a dude that saw the whole thing was an EMT and helped me get out of the road right away, but not until after I had popped my ankle back to some semblance of a normal angle (EWWWWWWWW).
Neighbors came out of their houses and were SO kind. All photo credit goes to Roxy. You all know what a photo whore I am. As soon as I was safe, I turned to Roxy and said, ‘you better get all of this craziness in pics!’
I’ll spare you the SUUUUPER gross pics and just leave you all here for now. The adventure continues next time!! Stay tuned!