Umm…I used to sleep in a drawer as a baby. I grew up hippie. The first time I traveled past the Mississippi River was to spend 2 months in Turkey. Alone. I picked up dry cleaning for Jennifer Aniston. I slayed fish for two years, while living on a boat. I sailed naked from Hawaii. I’ve nearly ripped a nipple off after declaring a naked sailing day.
I blog about random shit that happens to me in my life. Sometimes it’s funny. Sometimes it’s weird. Sometimes it’s on fire.