Ok, right now I’m admitting that I have signed up for not one but THREE internet dating sites. A tad embarrassing? Yeah maybe. But you want to know what I’ve discovered? ALL of these friends of mine are doing the same. Just no one talks about it. It’s like this dirty little secret. Well screw that, I’m blowing this shit up. And I’m going to write about it. Because you know what? This shit is HILARIOUS! I couldn’t keep this kind of comedy from you.
Just a little taste of the experience:
Random 22 year old punk emails me nothing but:
Really? You had to take time out of your day to type that and press send?
Well let me just set the stage a bit. I’ll let you know what my pics on the site(s) are, so you can see what they see:
Yeah, ok, so maybe that last one is a bit much. But I have to lighten it up somehow!
Alright, my friends and loved ones, that is all for now. I have to go drag up some freaks/assholes/liers from the interwebs for all of our amusement. I’m pretty much going to keep posting about the crazy shit guys email me and dates I go on. Stay tuned!